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- The first thing i do whenever i am left alone is to take off my clothes and just walk around naked. It is liberating, the highest form of independence. If its not possible to take off my clothes i take off something, one item of clothing a hat, a shoe…something!
- I examine my boobs for cancer or in other words i feel myself up. At times it doesn’t end there, i examine other parts of my anatomy too 🤔
- I speak to myself while in the loo. A full blown dialogue of situations, create scenarios that have never happened and are not even remotely affiliated with anything i may have seen or heard. I could be writing scripts in the bathroom and be next Shonda, i am really sitting on a talent.
- I sniff myself to sleep. My shower gel is to blame for this, i be just lying there smelling like fresh angel tears, forbiden fruits and paradise and i can’t help but sniff myself after every 3 seconds and take a small nibble at me at times. Yea i deserve nice things, do not look at me like that!
- I don’t answer the door, i sit still and pretend i am not home because peopling is taxing.
- I dance in the mirror and do full blown karaokes, in other words i turn up!! Sing out loud till my voice quivers and let out my crazy-should-never-be-seen dances and sometimes records them.
- Open the fridge a thousand times and hope my fave food just magically appears
- My hands are always in my panties or on my boob, they are my safe places + they are comfortable. I do remember to wash my hands tho whenever i become aware of what i am doing (sometimes)
Well thats probably it for now, i am sure there is more stuff that i have just forgotten these can’t be the only other grossly weird habits i have. Will update when i think of my extra solo habits!
P.S Feel free to drop your own weird habits in the comment section this is a safe place